The funniest and most embarrassing thing happened to me yesterday. Here’s a description of how things unfolded:
An old man was seated at the reserved seat, and I was standing beside him.
Old man: Girl, you sit. Sit.
Me: it’s ok uncle. (smile)
Old man: (still insisting) sit sit.
Me: (Thinks to self – maybe he is getting off on the next station) Turns to neighboring auntie that is standing and signals her to have a seat.
Auntie nods and edges to the seat.
Old man gives her a look of disapproval and I think there was some secret exchange of eye and hand signals.
Auntie: (Turns to me and ask) Are you pregnant?
Me: (Stunned) No.
Auntie: (Burst into laughter, attracting more outside attention) He thinks you are pregnant!
Me: (Turns to old man and shake my head sheepishly) No no.
By now the auntie has taken the seat and the old man is standing awkwardly beside me. Another girl then stands and offered her seat to the old man. He thanked her and took the seat.
I just wish I could disappear and teleport to my office. Malu TTM!
I need to diet badly… v_v






















